Thursday, September 07, 2006

New Theory on Suri Cruise's Daddy

Of course you probably are aware by now that Suri Cruise has been revealed to the public on the CBS evening news and in Vanity Fair.

I've very much in enjoyed Grete's coverage of the Tomkitten story. In two of her most recent post.

In one post she jokes about the idea of Suri Cruise really having stark red hair that has been dyed for the purpose of these recent photos.

In another post she attempts some math to see if it's at all possible that former boy-friend Chris Klein could be Suri's daddy. But I have another theory...

To me Suri Cruise's asian look resembles Ken Watanabe more than Chris Klein or Tom Cruise. Plus, it would describe the naturally jet black hair dye needed here.

Tom Cruise and Ken Watanabe are associated with eachother because of their performance together in The Last Samurai.

Now, this film came out late December, so even if Katie and Ken hooked up at some Hollywood premier the time line doesn't work out...but that doesn't mean they didn't have a "meaningful encounter" at some point or another.

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Grete said...

Oooh... A "theory" I had not yet heard! Good thoughts, good thoughts... :)

J.D. said...

I've been noticing that in every Tom and Katie picture, it's always his face occupying 90 percent of the picture, and her either behind him or just barely in the picture.

Wonder what that says about his ego. I mean look at the pictures on this post:

Vanity Fair Cover: He's there with baby chickadee wrapped in his coat. She's leaning in about to break her neck to be included in the shot.

Picture 2: Full profile shot of him, with her half-obscured by his smiling mug.

Picture 3: There's Baby Cruise and...the back of Katie's head.

It's always this way. I wonder why.

Terence Towles Canote said...

LOL. Personally, I think I would prefer to think that Katie hooked up with Watanabe than married Tom Cruise. Watanabe is way cool. Tom, well.....

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA. That's a great little piece of gossip. Either way, that is one cute little girl!