Monday, March 20, 2006

"You had me at, Neo"

In a recent post about V for Vendetta I mentioned how Natalie Portman is very well spoken unlike Keanu Reeves and Renee Zellweger. In fact Keanu and Renee and probably the two actors I enjoy making fun of the most, mostly because I've never heard anyone in the public-eye speak so unintelligently consistently.

(I think the 1st time I realized how poor Renee was at non-verbal communication was when she was with Jim Carrey on the red carpet when he was nominated for Man on The Moon).

Anyways, I mentioned to some friends on Sunday about how scary it would be if Keanu and Reene had a child...I mean, we are talking low-IQ for sure. And, well with Renee's squinty smile eyes and Keanu's stoically-duh face...there child might not even look that cute...

so with the power of photoshop I've put together a simple example:

so with that in mind, remember the planet is already over populated...make war, not babies.

Keanu Reeve's redemption: The role of Neo in the Matrix was made for one else could have played that part. Also I think as a painted-film character in A Scanner Darkly coming soon he might have more facial expressions.

Renee Zellweger's redemption: I think what makes her a good actress is she has no personality of her own so she can follow directions by directors and memorize lines really well. She was awesome in Cold Mountain and deserved to win the Oscar, no doubt.

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Mark said...

I cannot watch a film with Keanu Reeves without thinking of Ted on Bill and Ted's great adventure.

Renee Zellweger was great in Nurse Betty, too.

Sher said...

This post made me laugh, RC!

Brett said...

Dude, that picture makes me want to hurl. Very disturbing.

Anonymous said...

Haha great picture.

I also agree with mark. When you see Keanu you can't stop thinking that any moment now, he will bust out in to Ted mode.