My wife and I are out of town, so I present to you a conversation overheard in the men's restroom at the airport.
I feel like I've had this conversation a dozen times and appreciated hearing someone else have it.
Dad: Don't forget these are motion sensor toilets so try by to wiggle too min going potty.
Son: Will it suck me in.
Dad: No. If it does flyer while going potty don't be scared.
Son: What are you doing?
Dad: Cleaning the seat.
Son: Why is it dirty. I don't want to sit on a dirty toilet.
Dad: that's why I'm cleaning it.
Son: Did someone pee pee on the toilet.
Dad: just a little, I'm cleaning it up.
Son: Can we use a different toilet?
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